December 2011
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So for xmas tonight.I ate good food, set off...
I can’t handle this.
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I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
– (via nightmareswithin
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stay positive, stay positive, stay...
This came just in time for the holidays….Actually fuck the holidays.
cosmo tip #113
expertcosmotips:
This holiday season, instead of going around the house singing Christmas Carols, replace any mention of ‘Santa’ or ‘Christmas’ with ‘vagina’. Your man will be super turned on when you sing ‘My Vagina Is Coming To Town’.
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